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shadowedge613) wrote2006-05-12 04:44 pm
shadowedge613) wrote2006-05-12 04:44 pm
Who knows how to make love stay?
1. Tell love you are going to Juinor's Deli on Flatbrush Avenue in Brooklyn to pick up a cheesecake, and if love stays, it can have half. It will stay.
2. Tell love you want a memento of it and obtain a lock of its hair. Burn the hair ina dime-store incense burner with yin/yang sybols on three sides. Face southwest. Talk fast in a convincingly exotic language. Remove the ashes of the burnt hair and use them to paint a mustache on your face. Find love. Tell it you are someone new. It will stay.
3. Wake love in the middle of the night. Tell it the world is on fire. Dash to the bedroom window and pee out of it. Casually return to bed and assure love that everything is going to be alright. Fall asleep. Love will be there in the morning.
(Robbins, Tom. "Still Life with Woodpecker." p. 118)
""I love you" means everything will be alright." -- James Sheridan.
All hail the goddesses of love and lust!
Have a happy peachfish!
2. Tell love you want a memento of it and obtain a lock of its hair. Burn the hair ina dime-store incense burner with yin/yang sybols on three sides. Face southwest. Talk fast in a convincingly exotic language. Remove the ashes of the burnt hair and use them to paint a mustache on your face. Find love. Tell it you are someone new. It will stay.
3. Wake love in the middle of the night. Tell it the world is on fire. Dash to the bedroom window and pee out of it. Casually return to bed and assure love that everything is going to be alright. Fall asleep. Love will be there in the morning.
(Robbins, Tom. "Still Life with Woodpecker." p. 118)
""I love you" means everything will be alright." -- James Sheridan.
All hail the goddesses of love and lust!
Have a happy peachfish!