the rapid decent into lush: post-thesis

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, people of all or no genders:
It is 11:36 am on a thursday and I am halfway through my first drink of the day.
This is what happens when you bacc...

Ok, not actually.
so what happened ws I slept funny on my sholder last night. So funny that I can't turn my neck more than 20 degrees this morning, and I am in lots of pain.
I put tiger balm on it, and took a hot shower, and had relexing tea: and my neck still won't move without excruciating pain.
So I came home, and my train of thought went like this
"well, I have those herbal pills that my chroprator gave me, but they make me go to sleep. I've tried heat, and it does not work on this for some reason. Muscule relaxant... alchol!"
Now bear in mind that i have an interveiw with the Banyan theater to ASM this summer at two pm. so my goal is to get drunk enough that my muscules lossen up a little, an be sober enough to drive and interveiw in less than three hours. Of course, if I'm not sober, I will not drive: local friends, be perpared for cries for transportation.

But this is a warning: after the bacc. a drunken stupor looks so good...