shadowedge613 | I mount my mighty war cock, and other weekend sillyness.

I mount my mighty. Dire. Barbarian. Cohort. Celestual. War Cock. ( no, I'm not kidding... Shauna does marvelous, wonderful, terrible things to charater sheets.)

to begin at the begining..

So at some point in the last week I was feeling bitey and like slaughtering many things. And I told James so while he was showering. Then I went into the bedroom to get dressed. So James says, " Are you still feeling like killing everyone?" I respond, "Bawk, Bawk, Bawk..." And James says, "Are you a killer chicken?" And I say, (in a burst of mad genius) "No, I am a Mighty War Cock!"

Before you know it we had invinted a gnomeish Paladin of Freedom, who's mount is a Dire War Cock. It is so wrong...

And I got to subject everyone at the pirate game to it. And a bunch of horrible jokes.

Chris, if you come up and play, we will have so much evil fun... between your pussy and my cock the rest of the game is in real trouble...

So that was friday night.
Saturday, I went and got my neck beaten by a proffessonsal, hung out up in Ruskin with Dad, Melanie, and my little sister, Kylie. Who has decided that I am mean. (I knew being the mother for three weeks was a bad idea...) Then We drove down to James' Mom's house, and played God'sWar Risk. Which I won, with the Greek Pantheon, and taking over most of Europe, and most of the Underworld. The first time I ever played Risk, actually.

then on Sunday, James and I tidied up the house, and did Laundry, and played a game of scrabble. James won, but it was an awesomely close game.