Another Bryce theft...

[shadowedge613]

behind the cut, ofr those who are not pleased with my cleverness.


How I learned to stop worrying & love wikipedia.
such as, regarding the Eastern Screech Owl:

"When angered, mildly threatened or
otherwise offended
they growl, like a miniature bulldog who has
smoked too many cigarettes."

I growl
no cigarettes needed
at the screech owl
who growls back,
looking confused
then refuses to speak
anymore. I
suspect that it knew
I was
not fluent in
the tongues of owls
merely emboldened by
an internet
phrase book and
lack of shame
to try to talk with an owl.

Comments

[penchanter.livejournal.com]

Nifty.

I feel like the last line should be zorroed or elsewhere. "emboldened by / an internet / phrase book and / lack of shame" makes a strong ending.

yes.

[shadowedge613.livejournal.com]

I agree. it is very first drafty, but it does end well with the zorro-ing.

[mazzikin.livejournal.com]

Clever!